So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
- Teacher: Name one life-changing event
- Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside