May 2013
131 posts
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
emotionslikeateaspoon:
entires:
cryism:
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
and had had
and do do
hahaHA u said doo doo
skate-high:
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
cryingvagina:
i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
thatfunnyblog:
pom-bear:
Funny Stuff you like?
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
oohtheyhavenibbles:
bonesbuckleup:
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
when the answers to a question on a test are in another question
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
sstain:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
rabioheab:
remember that period of time when every white person on earth claimed they could rap superbass
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
jumbaco:
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
I express my feelings through other peoples text posts
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
onlylolgifs:
*two hours later*
herondalers:
ilovetextingandscones:
idbetterbeoff:
jardestiel:
i bet people get really depressed when they are below britain on eurovision.
yes
we do, believe me
yep
inbox:
do you ever look at a post and think “nah I won’t reblog it” but then you see someone you like more reblogged it so you reblog it from them
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
When i’m asked how i did on my final exams…
lolzpicx:
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
