SMILE

when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

(Source: warmachinerox, via llamajasmine)

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via getoffmybloghoe)

sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian, via peetababy)

• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

• Teacher: Name one life-changing event
• Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

rabioheab:

remember that period of time when every white person on earth claimed they could rap superbass

(via romulusthread)

hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

(via recklessdhampir)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery, via fangirlingoverbutts)

radsturbate:

*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that

(via getoffmybloghoe)

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(via commanderogers)